Secretary for Concerned About Ghana Association has kicked against the idea that people who masturbate are evil or committing a sin.
According to the Secretary, Mr. Tuorimuo Elvis Philip, People who Masturbate are closer to seeing the Kingdom of God than Today’s hypocrites.
Most young and Old men or women use Porn, Stimulants, Banana as a tool to aid them relief themselves of certain sexual urges that will push them to either go after someone’s wife, husband or better still lie, deceive someone into a sexual act and we call it a sin or evil, isn’t that a comic thought?, he quizzed.
Explaining his point, the Secretary admitted that people do more evil compared to ones who Masturbate, “Can you give a single Bible or Qur’an verse against Masturbation? But we have Bible and Islamic Quotations against formication, Adultry, Stealing, Gossiping, Selfishness, Greed, Arrogance, Exhibition of Egocentric Nature yet people are into such things, how clean are they to Judge or tell others what to do? We always behave as if we are clean most times but its of no surprise because a mad man never knows he’s mad, its we not in his condition that feel pity for him, he continued.
He concluded by Encouraging people to Masturbate if it will help them invest in their future by saving he also Assured everyone that masturbation will rather keep most people from evil practices such as cheating on ones wife or husband when they travel or by Committing Adultery, developing the habit of Wasting scarce resources on flirting.
People Who Masturbate easily achieve their goals in life as you spend less on flirting and more on investments, that is exactly what others don’t want you to know especially women who wish to keep controlling you through your sexual urge towards them, He stated.
He concluded by Cautioning Men to stay far away from people’s wives as it kills faster than fire.
Mr. Tuorimuo Elvis Philip who is the Secretary for CAGA is an Entrepreneur and Researcher into Social Issues.
Source: Upper West Media